My parents wanted a Doctor. They got a guy who centers <div>s for a living.
Currently pursuing a BSc in Biology just to know exactly which plants to eat when my servers crash.
I switched from Mathematics to Biology in 12th grade because of "Family Expectations."
Now, while my peers are dissecting frogs, I'm dissecting legacy PHP code. Honestly, the frog smells better. But code gives me immediate errors, whereas life just gives me anxiety.
I touched grass. I had 20/20 vision. I thought Java was just coffee.
I wrote my first line of code. It worked. The dopamine hit ruined my life.
I speak fluent JSON. I hate printers. My back hurts.
Twitter for people who hate themselves. An anonymous social platform because Facebook knows too much and I wanted to build something that knows nothing.
I built experimental platforms to test high-traffic server loads using... "adult-oriented" content. The University IT Cell called it "A Violation of Policy". I called it "Stress Testing the Firewall".
They nuked it. But the paywall logic was solid.
Have a project? Or just want to ask why I haven't dropped out yet?
Do not ask me to fix your printer.